: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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