no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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