But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I touched a dick in church today
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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