we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
this is an emotional support booty call
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
