Pappa wants mamma naked
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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