Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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