FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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