just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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