A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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