I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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