Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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