It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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