if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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