I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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