I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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