You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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