i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
