If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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