no you cant smoke seaweed
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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