You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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