matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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