i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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