Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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