i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
birth control should be required to get into college
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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