is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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