i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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