I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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