If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
