Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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