I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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