i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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