walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We have so much sex to catch up on
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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