So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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