Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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