I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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