It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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