I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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