Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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