I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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