How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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