Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm like, not good at living.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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