Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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