What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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