She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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