Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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