so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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