I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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