My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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