I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I party with great urgency now.
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