His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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