Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I forgot how hot balto sounded
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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