Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Boobs speak an international language.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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