Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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