8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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